New Evening Classes For Men Only !!!?

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each

course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early

and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and

topics covered in this course include



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation



TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET %26amp; FLOOR

Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.



THE AFTER DINNER DISHES %26amp; SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND

FLY INTO

KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.



LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your

significant other

Help line and support groups



LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE

RIGHT PLACE

INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE

OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play



HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR

HEALTH.

PowerPoint presentation



REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did.



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL

PARKS?

Driving simulation



LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER

AND YOUR WIFE

Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES

AND CALLING

WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class



GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL

THE TIME



Individual counsellors available

New Evening Classes For Men Only !!!?
Please sign my husband up. Who do I make the check out to?
Reply:That was brillant, lmao!
Reply:hey girl friend i am with 100% on this you are so right
Reply:lol
Reply:That is SOOO funny! Thankyou for brightening my night a little before I go to bed!
Reply:LOL
Reply:hahahaha.....WOW---- some Classes huh??... ha ha ha
Reply:LOL. There there IS help available! LOL.

I'm gonna spread The News!LOL.



Have a great evening/morning!
Reply:good ideas
Reply:I should tell my wife about this! I could use some training.

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Reply:wow that hurts your kind of mean and surprisingly i didnt learn a thing. i guess i got an F!

make up foundation

Tee shirt help!!!?

i need two bright yellow (chartreuse) cotton tee shirts.

i can't find them at any stores

so if you could find me some direct links to buy them online that would be AMAZING.

and i'll give u ten points.

or if you can even find the color fabric dye.



if you're wondering

it should be the color of these flowers



http://i29.tinypic.com/vpi2j8.jpg

Tee shirt help!!!?
http://www.coloradoboarder.com/product_d...

http://www.fluorescentworks.com/neontees

http://www.shopuponline.com/woliraja.htm...
Reply:http://store.americanapparel.net/hl401.h...

Is that what you're looking for? It comes in fluorescent yellow and green. It's a men's shirt, but I think it'll do.

This shirt is also a similar color:

http://www.walloffame.net/pidyeadtneye.h...



Hope that helps!
Reply:urban outfitters,american apparel, and up against the wall!! im for sure( there clothes look like highlighters)

Decorating wedding chairs~Outdoor Tent Wedding...?

I am renting chairs for my tent wedding and I'm on a budget. The style that I found to rent at a reasonable price (1.00 each) are different than most I've seen online. I have been searching for ways to decorate the "fan back" style of chair, to no avail.

My question is: would you leave them as is? Or add organza or tulle or flowers to them? Any ideas with pictures would be wonderful! I'm guessing that they would look fine plain, but outside opinions are always welcome-as long as they are helpful!

(I know it's my day and I can do what I want~I'm just looking for a new perspective!)

Thanks in advance!

Here is a link to see what they look like:



http://www.galasource.com/prodDetail.cfm...

Decorating wedding chairs~Outdoor Tent Wedding...?
Honestly, I would just leave them as is. That's one of those details that brides stress over and spend more money on than they have to.



They are going to look lovely. :-)
Reply:If you just HAVE to spend the money you could do something like this. Personally, I'd not do it.

http://www.save-on-crafts.com/ortwfabo25...
Reply:They're nice looking as they are.
Reply:Leaving them as is would be just fine they are attractive chairs. You could attach tulle bows with ribbons on them if you like, it would be pretty and you could incorporate your bridal colors but I'd consider the time it will take and the expense. Remember this will probably be a last minute decoration, and will you have the time?....d
Reply:Hi! im a wedding planner and I always recommend to

emphazise on the table setting and flowers.If the wedding is in a tent and the chairs are white leave them as they are.

If you want to do something different put some pretty white ribbons hanging from the open spaces.
Reply:you can leave them like that an add tulle on the ends for a isle look if it was me i would have gone with even cheeper chairs an found a rental shop an rented the chairs an also here are some links if it helps



http://www.efavormart.com/index.asp?Page...



also look into a local rental store or a hotel venue they can get them in cheeper sometimes
Reply:they are nice chairs as is. I wish I had my pics online already to show you the chairs from my wedding last week. I made tissue paper flowers from Martha stewarts wedding website(marthastewart.com, go to weddings, I think under decorations). They were pretty easy to make, and I bought tissue paper at the dollar store in red(my color scheme) and then I tied tulle around chairs and stuck flower in the back.

check out yourweddingcompany.com and wedcraft.com and the do it yourself website.(diy.com)
Reply:I wouldn't decorate them. They have a fancy design, already.

Put your money into other decorations.

I can't find it!!?

I saw a picture online..it was in an e-card site. It was an inspirational or encouragement section. The pic was of a nature scene. It was a national park i think. The photo was in the woods, but all the trees were black and bare, from a fire. But there had sprung up a bunch of long purple flowers. i can't find this picture. Does anyone know where it is, or send a link. Please

I can't find it!!?
Have you tried a google image search? Put in the key elements of the picture and see waht you get eg. 'burnt trees and purple flowers'
Reply:Pray about it and try checking other e-card sites... maybe you'll find an even better e-card... God bless you.
Reply:the following link might help:

shoe labels

Does anyone know of a good site for instructions on making mini items out of polymer clay.?

Specifially, I want to make some mini flowers, trees, shrubs, (making a fairy garden. does anyone know of any tutorials online, making fairys without a mold.

Also looking for instrution on making the mini groto, palm trees, rustic baby fairy bed. And a tiny cat that can stand on all fours and look realistic, and owl, bird, bird bath, bird nest rosebush, maybe lilac bushes, orange trees, mini solar yard light, mini swing for a fairy.

Or beach , like sand, shells, water, grasses, starfish etc.

All of these I want to make with the clay accept some parts probably of trees or the grotto or some sea shells.

I did see a nice fairy garden online and it showed how to make the actual planter.

I saw miniatures made mostly for doll houses. I am looking for the outdoor stuff.

So I am hoping there is someone out there that knows of great sites or great books, or dvd's.

Thank you.

Cookie

Does anyone know of a good site for instructions on making mini items out of polymer clay.?
Sounds like fun! check out your local library, I've been looking for these too and there's lots of info under Doll House Furniture. I have a faboulous book about Wallace and Gromit, that's kind of what you're looking for.

www.cadollhouse.com/madohomiwipo.html
Reply:My online polymer clay "encyclopedia" has loads of lessons, links, examples, tips, etc. for making all of those things.



The site is very large, so here are the names of at least some of the pages you'd want to look at, and some subcategories on each that would cover what you want:



Miniatures (small items, furniture, etc.)



Houses (structures, landscaping, trees, scenes, etc.)



Sculpting

%26gt; "Whimsical" sculptures, under Websites (fairies esp %26amp; fairy scenes)

%26gt; Flowers %26amp; Leaves

%26gt; Other Items to "Sculpt" (animals, bugs,etc.)

%26gt; Settings %26amp; bases



Kids-Beginners

%26gt; Scenes and Dioramas

%26gt; Sculpting %26gt; Animals



Sculpting-Bodies,Tools

%26gt; Wings (for fairies, etc.)



Fauxs (fakes)...many

%26gt; Rock %26amp; Stone

%26gt; Sand

%26gt; Shells



Faux Wood (%26amp; Turquoise)



Other Materials

%26gt; Faux Water



Mixing Media



And for books, DVD's, free online videos, etc., re making things with polymer clay, look on these pages:



Books %26amp; Videos (%26amp; more)



Sculpting

%26gt; Books/Videos/etc on sculpting





The Table of Contents page acts as a site map too, so check it for all the other polymer clay techniques and help for basics like baking, finishing, mixing colors, etc., at the site, then click on any page you want to look at from the alphabetical navigation bar on the left side):

http://.glassattic.com/polymer/content...





Have fun!



Diane B.

Ladies view- i know its long but i need some helpful people?

I met this girl in college 2 years ago, At that time i had a big crush on her and I still do, so i sent flowers on her birthday two years ago. , she called me and thanked me for the flowers at that time, said that they made her very happy ect. But nothing serious happened between us, we took a few courses together after we met. Recently she told me that she thinks i am cute, and that she had a crush on me the first day of class but she had to stop after learning that i was a Muslim. Couple day ago i was online and she asked me when my birthday was, i told her that it passed, and she asked me if i was going to send her flowers for her birthday, I was like how about red roses this time, and she told me that she likes Pink roses. .And she invited me to her b-day party which was yesterday, so I went and she was there with 3 other girls no boys, she was nice to me, then after the club, I was driving home and I text messaged her “saying text me when you get home please”. Then she responded an hour later saying that “I am home, thank you for being there, Gosh too bad we are different religions otherwise I would date u”. I didn’t ask her for a date or anything. Is she trying to tell me something? This was the only time we actually hung out, out of class and I had not seen her in a while. But we have always been keeping in touch over msn. What should i do? I sent the roses with a message saying: “I saw these roses and, even though they were beautiful, nothing can compare to the beauty i see in you”. (but i didnt have my name on them, i just put Someone you inspire on the from part of the message. Was sending the roses a mistake? Is she telling me to stay away from her by getting religion involved? I didn’t ask her if she would like to date me. She called me 2 times today at 2pm and 5:30pm, when she called me the first time she said thank you for the flowers and that they were so beautiful, and when she called the second time she said that she was going to her church ritual, and that was the reason she had her party last night and said that the flowers were really pretty, and asked how I was doing and said thank you again. What should I do? Could something happen between us? Whats your view on this

Ladies view- i know its long but i need some helpful people?
she obv likes you...but maybe she wants you to make the first move...she might want you to say that religion's not gonna be a problem or sth along those lines (don't you dare make that mistake). you need to decide. if you go along with this relationship, then you're gonna have to decide what you're gonna do abt religion (and you can't decide later coz it's just gonna get more and more difficult). if your religion is more dear to you, then you gotta let her know. may Allah guide you.
Reply:What a situation! I sense that she is attracted to you and interested...however, it sounds like her religious beliefs must be quite strong and she (as well as her family) would never approve.



Be your charming self...even be her friend...but I don't know that anything serious could come of this. I'm not sure what religion she is, but my brother-in-law is hacidic jew and his wife had to convert to marry him...and they were not allowed to date "officially" until she was converted. Unless that is a direction you are interested in pursuing, I don't know that there is any other way.

making lipstick

Ladies please?

I met this girl in college 2 years ago, At that time i had a big crush on her and I still do, so i sent flowers on her birthday two years ago. , she called me and thanked me for the flowers at that time, said that they made her very happy ect. But nothing serious happened between us, we took a few courses together after we met. Recently she told me that she thinks i am cute, and that she had a crush on me the first day of class but she had to stop after learning that i was a Muslim. Couple day ago i was online and she asked me when my birthday was, i told her that it passed, and she asked me if i was going to send her flowers for her birthday, I was like how about red roses this time, and she told me that she likes Pink roses. .And she invited me to her b-day party which was yesterday, so I went and she was there with 3 other girls no boys, she was nice to me, then after the club, I was driving home and I text messaged her “saying text me when you get home please”. Then she responded an hour later saying that “I am home, thank you for being there, Gosh too bad we are different religions otherwise I would date u”. I didn’t ask her for a date or anything. Is she trying to tell me something? This was the only time we actually hung out, out of class and I had not seen her in a while. But we have always been keeping in touch over msn. What should i do? I sent the roses with a message saying: “I saw these roses and, even though they were beautiful, nothing can compare to the beauty i see in you”. (but i didnt have my name on them, i just put Someone you inspire on the from part of the message. Was sending the roses a mistake? Is she telling me to stay away from her by getting religion involved? I didn’t ask her if she would like to date me. She called me 2 times today at 2pm and 5:30pm, when she called me the first time she said thank you for the flowers and that they were so beautiful, and when she called the second time she said that she was going to her church ritual, and that was the reason she had her party last night and said that the flowers were really pretty, and asked how I was doing and said thank you again. What should I do? Could something happen between us? Whats your view on this

Ladies please?
i think she is serious about not dating you because of religion. be friends with her it cant hurt.
Reply:She is definitely interested but she is conflicted due to the religion. I think something could happen between the two of you but religion is going to get in the way unless you can both find a way to not let it be an issue........
Reply:awww poor guy.. nothings rong between you guys.. she just cant date you because your muslim. maybe in her culture she can only go out with people that are her culture. she said she would date you if you werent muslim. but i dont really think religion matters unless god has written it in the bible. then i wouldnt want to break the rules, because it probably wouldnt last anyway. but you can maybe ask her out on a little date nothing more.. just tell her you want to spend some more time with her.. not go out. tell her how you feel or just ask her.

but i really think its just the religion thing.

hope i helped sweetie! i wish you lots of luck!!

merry early christmas xxxx

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