List of classes #3?

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9



Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM

List of classes #3?
Re flowers: post grad course in chocolates and dinner out (not takeaway).



Re directions course: can this also include the following class 'I do know where we are - this is a short-cut'.



The parrallel parking course also has an additional form discussing 'the brake on the passenger side does not exist and therefore does not work!'



Addenda course for Differences between mother and wife also include a separate class on ' tolerating the mother-in-law'.



Shopping class: tutorial on quietly carrying bags for significant other without huffing.
Reply:hahahahahahahaha!!!! will u post more...



*cant stop laffing, cant breathe*

*dies of laffter*



lol lol lol lol lollol lol lol lool i wish there wuz classes like the 4 tru!!!
Reply:I would like to enroll my husband in class #9 please. : )



Do you offer another class similar to the laundry basket one? Like, basics on trash can use.
Reply:EVERY man should attend this. Except we need a lesson in how to persuade men to attend those lessons without nagging!!
Reply:the difference mother and wife is:

that one brought to u in this world weeping



and second one makes sure that u should keep weeping thru out of u r life.



real man is only one in this world, thats me only.location suitable at either mars or sun planet, antartica can be one another alternative.
Reply:i do bring flowers, and send flowers, all the time. and i have a gps in my car, and i use it. but just so you know, i'm not lost just proving to myself that i am right. go ahead, i will sneak back to the car and park it correctly myself if your not parked properly. can't stand my mother, so when i asked my wife to marry me it was because i had a very clear understanding that she would be nothing like my mother. oh and by the way, i love to shop. have been planning a wedding for the past 1-1/2 years, and have taken an active part in it. but if you wanna sign up for my class, i will need two forms of i.d. a non-refundable deposit of $250.00 and before you can receive your certificate of completion you have to pay the remaining balance of $1749.00 ( i offer an easy payment plan)

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