Women...does your man need summer school?

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.



Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.



Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat

and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.



Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The

Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.



Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.



Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Group



Class 7

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.



Class 8

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.**

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined*



Class 9

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.



Class 10

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing



Class 11

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries

and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Women...does your man need summer school?
Don't have any man in my life these days but a whole bunch of those good ole' boys all seem to share similar traits and could use a little further eduction at times. And oddly enough, many people seem to have this fear of toilet paper rolls and ice cubes! And we won't even talk about the fact that even if guys do actually ask for directions ,they don't want to write it down, so they end up getting lost again! These are very funny and have a real ring of truth to them.
Reply:haha yes class three (he needs to learn to also put the seat down) and class seven (I love flowers, and he's never given me any)
Reply:There wouldn't be a classroom big enough to hold all the ones who need to be enrolled.
Reply:You will need a military camp to keep all of them in, to attend your classes. ROTFLMTO
Reply:I should only be so lucky to have a man to yell at for those things...I miss it so!