One day, a blonde named Kristi (keep in mind that she was a blonde) thought her best friend felt lonely. She wanted her best friend to have a mate, but when she took her out, her best friend didn't do anything about it. So, she went on a dating site and set her friend up. She put on the website that her friend Sandy was a "b***h that was looking for someone to play with her. She's mixed, is white, short hair, and is 5 feet tall when standing (lol). She needs someone to keep her on her feet" and that she's "looking for someone like Snoop Doggy Dog that lives in California." So, a month later, someone named Larry responded and said "I got 'dog' in me (lol) that knows how to treat a b***ch. Will cater to her every need. Loves rap as well." So, Kristi saw that he lived in California too. A couple miles away from where she lived. So, she messaged Larry and told him to meet her at the house. So, Larry arrived there with a nice polo shirt, jeans, and flowers.
Online dating mistake (Beginner with jokes)?
You reveal where the joke is headed way too early in the joke
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