Monday, January 30, 2012

I want a tatoo of my hero, George W. Bush, however no local busineses will do this...?

They all refuse because they "hate" him. :( and they kick me and one even attempted to stab me. I heard you can now order tatoos online? is this true?



also here is a poem



TIme and again, however well we know the landscape of love,

and the little church-yard with lamenting names,

and the frightfully silent ravine wherein all the others

end: time and again we go out two together,

under the old trees, lie down again and again

between the flowers, face to face with the sky.



cool huh?



also here is kyle



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I want a tatoo of my hero, George W. Bush, however no local busineses will do this...?
|That was unbelievably random. Why would you want Bush? Why would you like him?
Reply:Haha this was funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:I think that you are really bored.
Reply:becos that will be an insult to osama bin laden.
Reply:Well look no farther. I would put either or both Bush's tattoo on for you. Just send me your ideas to JEFFDOMMER@yahoo and we can set up a time an place as I nose you will like my price.........*..



this is his e mail to me



Hello Les Gramps



You have received a message from another user!



From: kyze



Subject: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED



Message: Question: WHY IS A 59 year old father of 3 TELLING ME HE CAN DO A TATOO FOR ME?!? I BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR FAKE EMAIL ARE LYING!!



I DO NOT TOLERATE THIS. I AM NOT SORRY TO SAY YOU ARE NOW DEAD.



Q: What's reddy pink and black all over?

A: You, after i repeatedly run you over with my truck.









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(,(,(,`^ | ^`,),),)

'-'-'-----`-----'-'-' BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
Reply:lol and you'll want to chop your arm off after the truth comes out about what drunk, liar, and deciver he is.
Reply:Why would you want a donkey on your butt?
Reply:They can't say they won't do it, it's discriminatory.
Reply:I have a pic of John Kerry tattooed my my azzhole. Man that hurt
Reply:Why the hell would you want a tattoo of that retard?!
Reply:Wow... thank you. You've just redefined my concept of stupidity. Oh, and BTW, I hope you get your tat. You probably deserve it.
Reply:When I first read your question, I thought you were nuts, and after reading your poem, I now know that you are really nuts,Ha,Ha%26lt;ho,ho,hee,hee, It's off to the funny farm we go.
Reply:Hmmmm.....wonder why?!
Reply:i don't know were you can get tattos online.

unless you have a buddy with a tatto gun then i dont' know.





that is a dirty picture.



is it suppose to be Kyle from South park
Reply:Why not? He's sexy.
Reply:...........................
Reply:why is he your hero?????
Reply:Why not just get his name tattoed on your pecker? Now that would be a good one.
Reply:Reason they say no is because it would make a target.


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