Who else agrees?? ladies especially?

1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.

2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.

3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.

4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.

5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.

6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us.

7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.

8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.

9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.

10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!

11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.

12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)

Who else agrees?? ladies especially?
YES! Makes sense to me,,,,, so I agree.

1) Yes, we cannot expect guys to communicate the way girls do. Guys need exact and detailed examples, and in their words, "get to the point", something we like to go around and around before getting there.

Guys A to B, Girls A we want to get to B but along the way we might see C and also another friend with B, so we have to stop and chat, and then, oh, wait, that's right, on to B. See?

2) Doesn't matter to us, there's hot guys on the screen too.

3) Guys may not understand our need for lots of styles of shoes, all in the same black. Guys appreciate it when we dress sexy and then wear these black heels. Right?

4) Yeah, makeup is good. Same way guys look hot shaven and then again, not.

5) A friend told me, guys get mad, girls get sad. It kills guys when their girls are sad. :-(

6) No argument here, we know this. (heehee)

7) Hmmmmmm..............

8) 24 hours? I think the rule here is forever.

9) Yeah, we love it too.

10) Never! It'd be much too embarrassing for..... well, you know.

11) Many in Maxim may not be able to converse for long.... anyway.

12) Yup, always stick with the nice guy!!!!!
Reply:I agree almost 100%... It's the shoe comment... Messing with our shoe fetish is like us messing with your tools.
Reply:Hear Hear
Reply:lol i truly but sadly agree...men are as such and women are as such theres no changing either one of us is there?
Reply:Ha ha ha... break it down now. But u sound a bit scarred lol someone must have gotten to you this morning; its ok- just breathe
Reply:1. We get angry when you act like you are not interested in knowing what is going on in our minds.

2. Tell us we are hotter

3. Don't complain about our shoe collection.

4. Be sure to compliment our looks while we don't have it on.

5. It is healthy to argue, constructively.

6. We do care what men wear, so scrap those NASCAR and I'm with stupid t-shirts.

7. We like to be friends, first.

8. Think before you speak.

9. Buy us flowers every day, we'll cook for you every day.

10. Likewise, stop grabbing our butt in front of the guys.

11. We don't want to converse with Johnny Depp either.

12. I would consider marrying the nice guy.



This was fun, thanks!
Reply:yes i hear u!!! im startin to wonder if my frnds are rite. they say im like a guy who has a bit of a girly side but not enough. i mean i understand all ur 12 points %26amp; agree with them 100% except for # 4 %26amp; 9, i dun really wear make up..so %26amp; i wouldnt want to stay in the kitchen evryday!! i wud really love it if men cooked dinner once ina while.it might b better than flowers!! with the rest, im with ya. i mean i dun mind u thinkin Jessica Alba's hot, i think Wentworth Miller's hot!! %26amp; the shoe think, im definitly not one of those women. i mean i have a couple pair, but im not obssesed.



P.S. instead of the shoe thing, i would rather have u not snoopin in my things. that's the only thing that pisses me off like sh*t!!
Reply:Whatever?!?!?!?!!?
Reply:You are correct but it does not make it any easier!

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