REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January18, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, November 19, 2007
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday noon , 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7 :00 PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
Do men have to take these courses in the university??
Damn ! I missed the cutoff date ....
I was so looking forward to it as well.....
Please enroll me in the following classes for next semester ....7 , 10 %26amp; 12
Reply:I got bored after the first bit...what is the punchline?
Reply:How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays %26gt;%26gt; I have a PhD com Laude with this one ... i love to fill ice cube trays to make ice for my Orange juice
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself? %26gt;%26gt; no it doesn't but there's nothing wrong with the roll over the toilet as well
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; yes it's very possible .. but why bother ? ...
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor %26gt;%26gt; what is a Hampry Launder ?..!!!! O_o
After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? %26gt;%26gt;%26gt; my neighbor swears he sees flying saucers all the time ... so the answer is YES
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other %26gt;%26gt;%26gt; i solved this problem .. i superglued the remote to my hand ...
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; the right place for someone is a very wrong place for another .. for example what you consider a "shoe closet" is i call "under the table" ... so when you put it in its "right" place i go crazy bcz that's not the right place to look .. so it's a wrong place ...
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; what if im allergic to pollen ?!!!
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost %26gt;%26gt; real men have GPS in their car .. that's who u should be dating ...
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; same genetic impossibility which makes her UNABLE to parallel park ..
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; very easy .. you sleep with your wife ...
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion %26gt;%26gt;%26gt; also easy .. sit at home and wait for you to return ... that way u can avoid arguments infront of the salesperson ... and i'll be able to open the door for you ... if i'm not watching the game on TV ...
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates %26gt;%26gt;%26gt; the man who has a GPS in his car also has an advanced mobile telephone / PDA .. he can save them ...
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; oh this one i can graduate with a C+ or B- ;))))
Reply:haha thanks for the laugh GH. Cheers!
Reply:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reply:LMAOOOOOOOOOOO,i know someone u could use a lil help :P
Reply:LOL, I've just forwarded all this to him, he's going to be so busy.
he needs them all except for 7 (he's better than me) and 10 (he knows better, but I can see why Koala up there needs 10)
Reply:is this for real?
shouldn't your mummy already had taught you these things by now???
Reply:thanks alot for these classes believ me i was looking for something like this how to make my man learn how to love or how to live with a partner he is damn ignorant he knows nothing
so thanks i will enroll his application for sure no matter how does it gonna cost me
but is there any classes for "how to be a good lover or how to love"
LOL but me too i need class N° 5
LOL @Angelo
u don't need those classes dear coz have I told u that u're Lebanon Category's Most Wanted Man !!!
Reply:nope, those dont sound like any classes i would be interesting in taking.
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